HIKING AT HEATHROW

In a spectacularly unexpected turn of events I arrived at the INCORRECT Holiday Inn London and then decided to WALK to the next one, which took so long I forgot what time was. On the plus side, I traveled first class this morning and got a complementary fried breakfast! Thank YOU, Virgin!

My delegates will arrive in the early hours tomorrow, and the only disaster so far is that my phone has started developing a bizarrre quirk where the screen goes black when I press 't' or 'y', 'YYYYYYY'!!??? being an appropriate letter. Now i'm watching Brat Camp to inspire me that greatness can sometimes only be attained through adversity.

Packing up all my gorgeous summer looks!

Aiming for the wardrobe of a recently retired comfortable, yet elegant, leisurely traveler in order to fulfil the requirements of the modest dress code.
So much packing! Is packing the best bit of a holiday? No, it's second worse, closely followed by unpacking which has the added depression of the holidaying being over and the unpleasant smell of well-worn outfits.

Route through the UK (AND IRELAND)

This is a scientifically generated map of our route through the UK, made by inputting lots of important data and OS coordinates (therefore assuring its accuracy). If you would like a scientifically generated map of one of your trips please leave a comment below and I will put you in touch with the computerised machine robot that created this.

PRE-JOURNEY JITTERS

"Preparing for my travels and hard work with my hot chocolate!!"

Absolutely devastated that you can't use Comic Sans on this website. Rookie error. Seriously regretting every life decision that had led to this point.